Still looking for a bike?

Got a call from Humpy this afternoon...

Humpy: "Still looking for a bike?"

Me: "Sorta."

Humpy: "Whadda mean; sorta?"

Me: "I spent some of my bike money!"

Humpy: "On what?"

Me: "We bought a couch!"

Humpy: "A couch! You can't ride a couch! Did that woman make you do this?"

Me: "Of course not, it was a mutual decision."

Humpy: "Right! Dude, what is wrong with you?"

Me: "We really needed another one."

Humpy: "Why?"

Me: "Because I always seem to spending the night on it."

Humpy: "Good point!" Talk to you tomorrow."