Encountered Banditos in Guatemala: They're Up to No Good
Just a brief note to let you know that after an amazing morning riding
through mountain roads around Lake Atitlan in Guatemala we had a bit
of an incident. Everyone is fine and it's all good.
It all started the previous night when we planned our route from
Panajachel to San Pedro. There are 2 routes to San Perdo, we wanted to
take the fun way. We went to the police station to ask if the road
around the lake was safe, as we've heard that in the past there have
been some robberies, etc. The police said it was perfectly safe, we
even showed him our intended route on the map.
We were enjoying some amazing twisty roads around the lake and though
the mountains when the road turned into a rough trail, then it got
even rougher. We passed a police 4x4 truck coming from the other way,
so we felt perfectly safe, they even waved to us as we passed each
other. 5 minutes later the road was really bad but we were having a
great time off roading it, we even stopped for some cool off road
action shots that you will never see. I had to stop to when I lost
traction trying to get over a gully, so Sandra stopped behind me. I
just managed to cross the rut when we were then rushed by 2 guys
wielding machetes and a pistol (possibly fake). It wouldn't have been
so bad, however instead of letting me dismount like a gentlemanly
highwayman of days gone by, the dude simply ran up to me and pushed me
and my bike over, sadly there was another little rut to my right and
was nowhere for me to put my foot down, I lost my balance and over I
went. Since I was pushed over I'm not counting that as a fall, I'm
still at zero falls this trip. They proceeded to relieve us of a
small amount of cash (Sandra had the majority of the cash in her
secret stash, which they did not get), our camera featuring awesome
shots of us off roading, and Sandra's bag with her broken iPhone in
it.
BMW F650 Dekar down in Guatemala
The guy who was working on me emptied the pockets of my jacket and
took my iPod Touch and my bank and credit cards, but I took those back
from him and told him that he could keep the cash, but not those
items. Surprisingly he let me keep them. The guy working on Sandra
took the aforementioned bag containing the broken iPod, her glasses,
some bug spay and a couple little items, including the book containing
the daily accounting for our trip. He also cut the tie down straps
holding her large duffle bag to the back of her bike with his machete,
but she was holding on to it pulling it aways saying they could not
have it as it only had clothes in it (it also had one of our computers
in it...) I went over and dragged the bag away from the bad man and
put by bike. We could see that the robbers were very nervous, so I
walked around to my bike and started honking my horn and Sandra did
the same, and they started to move away, so I started chasing them
into the forest. In the confusion they ended up dropping her glasses,
bug spray, one of her sweaters and one of their machetes, of which I
am now the proud owner. Once they were gone we just focused on doing
some make shift repairs to Sandra's tie down straps and getting the
hell out of there in case they came back.
500 meters later we came across another police 4x4 parked at the side
of the trail. Nice, there's never a cop around when you need one...
They escorted us for the remaining few km of rough stuff back to the
highway. The only cars we saw on this strech of road were the 2
police trucks.
We're totally fine, the riding was excellent and it's part of the
adventure, I guess... It all went well as far as robberies go. We
remained calm, gave them what they wanted and got a cool souvenir.
The worst part is that when my bike fell over my aluminium pannier was
quite damaged and is now bent way out of whack and is no longer water
tight. We'll have to find a body shop to bang it back into place or
something.
We're a little angry with the police in Panajachel, we asked for their
advice and they said it was good to go. Had they told us it was
potentially dangerous we would have gone the other way... We still
feel that this is a safe country and we're not overly worried about
the rest of our trip, and we certainly don't want to paint a negative
picture of Latin America, we've had a great experience. I guess when
you go off the beaten path you have some of the best and worst
experiences.
Anyway, we've decided to take the next couple of days to relax in a
nice hotel that is well out of our price and take it easy. When we
checked in to the hotel and told our story the owner immediately
poured us a drink. I think it may be time for another.
Joradan with Machete
-Jordan
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Update: We left the machete in Guate City. We didn't think crossing into El Salvador with a weapon was a good idea ; )
Well defended, folks. I guess you'll be getting a nice fork-mounted leather sheath made for quick access. It often goes this way with amateur highwaymen. I got held up at knife-point by a tiny guy in Jakarta many years ago. While I was pretending to reach into my pocket for cash, I flung my arm out, knocked the knife out of his hand, and shoved him into the nasty storm drain next to us. This left him thrashing neck-deep in toxic black sludge, and I felt so bad I helped him back out. I think ended up I gave him a few thousand rupiah. Poverty sucks.
No idea how you managed to stay so calm. Unknown forest two guys with machetes = I need to change my pants time.
Seeing those guys run out of the forest was quite a surprise, it all happened very quickly . I'm glad no one got hurt, but now we have to buy a new camera 😞
Wow, quite the story guys! Thank goodness you're okay. Despite the losses, that's a pretty kick ass machete you got out of it.